I'm Catfish. Nobody loves me but my mother
...and she could be jiving, too.
Reblogged from stand-up-comic-gifs
PANDAS ARE A BUNCH OF CUNTS. I’m done with pandas, and I’ll tell you why: every fucking living creature loves pandas. The panda doesn’t have a natural predator on the planet and they’re dying out because they’re fucking dicks!
Fuck’em! Let’em die out! The pandas don’t fuck each other, therefore they don’t have babies, therefore there are no fucking pandas! They’re dead weight, let’s lose the fucking pandas!
We’ve tried! We’ve fucking tried! We, the human race, put pandas in cages together and tried to help them fuck, but they, we go: “THERE’S A PANDA! GO FUCK THE PANDA!” and they just look at eachother!
YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE WITH ANYTHING. ANYTHING. AND AFTER A WEEK I’LL FUCK IT!
You think that pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one-child policy too serious?