Catfish Hustlin'

Catfish Hustlin' I'm Catfish. Nobody loves me but my mother

...and she could be jiving, too.

How to avenge:

Reblogged from whedonesque

whedonesque:

1. Assemble.
2. Fight (each other).
3. Group pose.
4. Thrilling heroics.
5. Shawarma.

superdames:

—Patsy Walker #9 (1947), writer & artist uncredited

Reblogged from superdames

superdames:

—Patsy Walker #9 (1947), writer & artist uncredited

Dear local establishment,

Those are very obviously 4th of July decorations you’ve hung up, not Labor Day decorations.  Who are you trying to fool?

-Catfish

Reblogged from i-am-the-goddamn-batman

(Source: noswellicus)

"We never actually said goodbye. We just stopped saying hello."

Reblogged from time-lord-vonnegut

ten word story (via time-lord-vonnegut)

Reblogged from quadrafonica

ohmakemeover:


PANDAS ARE A BUNCH OF CUNTS. I’m done with pandas, and I’ll tell you why: every fucking living creature loves pandas. The panda doesn’t have a natural predator on the planet and they’re dying out because they’re fucking dicks!
Fuck’em! Let’em die out! The pandas don’t fuck each other, therefore they don’t have babies, therefore there are no fucking pandas! They’re dead weight, let’s lose the fucking pandas!
We’ve tried! We’ve fucking tried! We, the human race, put pandas in cages together and tried to help them fuck, but they, we go: “THERE’S A PANDA! GO FUCK THE PANDA!” and they just look at eachother!
YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE WITH ANYTHING. ANYTHING. AND AFTER A WEEK I’LL FUCK IT!
You think that pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one-child policy too serious?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eqUtK61SOs

Reblogged from stand-up-comic-gifs

ohmakemeover:

PANDAS ARE A BUNCH OF CUNTS. I’m done with pandas, and I’ll tell you why: every fucking living creature loves pandas. The panda doesn’t have a natural predator on the planet and they’re dying out because they’re fucking dicks!

Fuck’em! Let’em die out! The pandas don’t fuck each other, therefore they don’t have babies, therefore there are no fucking pandas! They’re dead weight, let’s lose the fucking pandas!

We’ve tried! We’ve fucking tried! We, the human race, put pandas in cages together and tried to help them fuck, but they, we go: “THERE’S A PANDA! GO FUCK THE PANDA!” and they just look at eachother!

YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE WITH ANYTHING. ANYTHING. AND AFTER A WEEK I’LL FUCK IT!

You think that pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one-child policy too serious?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eqUtK61SOs

quadrafonica:

Vinyl

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quadrafonica:

Vinyl

quadrafonica:

Spin

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quadrafonica:

Spin

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